Buy this table, is an order!

Miss Thompson, this is your mother talking, if you don't buy this table i will be disappointed and i will punish you in a bad way! So what are you waiting for, pick up the phone and call us( 01-800-buy this-its an order) and you will only have to pay $1,000,000.00 US for this 8 modes table, which the six first uses is as a table, the 7th one is as a bad chair and the 8th one is as a comfortable dining table, and if you call now you will get free another table just from us! remember call:

01-800-buy this-its an order
yes you heard well call: 01-800-buy this-its an order

alex cardini 10B