Tables. The ancient Egyptians called them “the gateways to dreams” and revered them as gods. Vikings sang songs about them to protect their ships. The Declaration of Independence was signed on a…you guessed it…a table. Jesus ate on a table before he died. Tables are probably the biggest part of your life. But our tables take table-ness to the next extreme. And our tables aren’t just gateways to dreams; they are dreams in physical form. Don’t believe us? Historians agree the Roman Empire fell because of a table. When Edison invented electricity he was sitting on a table. The Mayans sacrificed people on tables. The television where you watch your precious MC Hammer videos is probably sitting on a table. You love TV. You love tables. Not buying one would be like shaming your ancestors and the great legacy of tables. Just head down to your local Table Mart and our employees will help you pick put the perfect table. We have all the tables in the world. Open 24 hours a day.
“Table Mart – We Live and Breathe Tables”
Alexander Espinosa 10B
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