A Table
Aren’t you tired of eating on the floor, or putting stuff on those things with 4 legs and wooden planks on top? People call it a table, what’s extraordinary with a plain boring ordinary table? What I have here isn’t a table, it’s The Table. The Table is a unique piece of art made from the trees of the Sahara crafted by hand from The Indian, it’s colour will become your favourite colour, it’s smell will become your favourite smell, it’s smooth texture will leave your skin shiny. But to receive this marvellous gift, you first need to give me your credit card and then I’ll tell you price. You might say, “why do I need a table, I already have one?” Well check again because maybe some weird guy who isn’t me stole it. By the way if you hear any ugly rumours about The Table, they are completely false! Some other table sellers invented them, and for the fans, it’s illegal to marry it.
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Always the comedian Raul. I was just waiting to read Arturo's to discover how I could have sex with a table or go out and dance naked in a forest with it.
Remember short sentences help comic writing loads. So too, does mixing up the punctuation. Colons, brackets, dashes, subtle exclamations and semi colons all help. Just don't overuse any one.
The Writing Geek. Hope you are well Raul
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